Wildlife Management:
Maybe circumcision isn’t such a good idea after all. I mean, if a man can’t keep that clean, well.
Admittedly they can’t keep it in their pants.
Without that additional sheathe men are constantly exposed, vulnerable responsive to stimulus, in rut like the Eveready Energizer Bunny ™ all the time.
To remove that foreskin seems rude, like whipping the blanket off the sleeper’s bed.
Our goods are buried, quiet even in the folds.
You gotta’ search to get at ‘em hiding in the holy spot.
I recalled all this biking past the anti-abortion flag-wavers this morning outside the clinic.
(“Hey Mr. Pest Control Dude. You do boyfriends?”)