A Conversation with Myself Because Buying Plan B is Lonely AF Part 1
One last moment before you became my decision
You were my baby
And then somehow became everybody’s business.
Can’t we go back
To when it was
And him having a fun time
A Conversation with Myself Because Buying Plan B is Lonely AF Part 2
Hey, what are you doing up rn?
I’m sitting at the Rite Aide parking lot, you know the one off of Old Lincoln Hwy by the thrift store? at 7:55 in the morning, waiting for them to open at 8am so I can buy Plan B.
Damn lol, that sucks. I’m sorry.
Yeah me too.
How long has it been since, you know?!
I should be okay. It shouldn’t be over the time limit.
Are you dressed like a slut? They’re going to judge you so hard when you walk in there!
Well I am waiting for the doors to open so yeah i expect some judgement but o well. God I wish I didn’t have to do this.
Do you know anyone who works there?
I don;t think so.
Ok good. Just saying. You wouldn’t want that to get out.
Who would they tell? They can’t actually tell anyone my private business, right? It’s unethical.
Yea but it still happens. I mean we’re all people.
I guess that’s what I am hoping, though, that they dont share what I buy because I do shop here sometimes so thats gonna be awkward.
The whole thing’s so awkward.
Ugh I just want to be done with this.
I feel for you. So question. What if it makes you sick?
What does, the Plan B?
I read that it could, yeah. I might bleed. Who knows.
Yeah but will you have to take off work for it to do its work?
I have no clue. I didn’t think about that…
…um maybe call [redacted] to see if they can find you a sub,
I might have to. I hope this doesn’t have bad effects. I just want this to be over.
Aw I’m sorry girl.
Me too, fr.
Well it looks like they’re unlocking the doors now. I’m going inside.
Damn watching the doors like a hawk lol
It’s about the timing. The longer I wait, what if it doesn’t work?
You right, you’re right. Okay watch away.
No, they opened it. I’m going in. Sigh. Wish me luck.
LUCK! And if for some reason it doesn’t work, I got you, okay? We’ll figure it out.
Thanks, but I don’t want to have to figure it out. I’ve got it figured out, this is the out, ya get me?
Lol okay fair. Lmk how it goes.